EDIT: This thread originally was titled "RIP RSCR" and read as follows!

In 2001, Andrew Gower released rscrevolution, a massive multiplayer game set in a medieval fantasy world that we all have come to love.

What you don't know is, young Gower kept meticulous notes on his secret vision for the game, and specific instructions on what the final, definitive form of this game is supposed to look like.

I am proud to announce that n0m and I have acquired these secret notes and have moved aggressively to bring that vision to fruition.

Introducing CabbageScape!

It's like rscrevolution, but without all the adventure and violence. The world is your oyster, the oyster is your cabbage, and the cabbage is your dad, waiting, waiting to be made proud.

(Concept art for map of CabbageScape, copyright Andrew Gower 1999)

(How players & menu will look in CabbageScape)

Requirements: GeForce Radeon Hawkforce 1090 $10,000 GPU or better

It's very important that our players have a 100% sterile and safe experience, hence, we will be censoring every single word in-game to display as "cabbage". The lone exception being the word "cabbage" which will itself censor into something which, when read, will cause you to involuntarily think of the last time you cried.

Cabbage is neither offensive nor unsettling; it is nutritious, wholesome, some would even say benevolent. It surely lacks the wicked undertones of a "rune", which could be bad.

Protect yourself by embedding your body several layers deep inside cabbages. Do this in real life as well as in-game, as cabbage is affordable and will not judge you.

We sure put a lot of hard work into RSCR over the last few years, but we are thrilled to know that it will all be transformed into something that, in the end, makes every historical coincidence leading to our births into a verified miracle capping the pinnacle of mankind's achievements.

Frequently Asked Questions

What will happen to my items?

-We understand you might have some initial doubts, but I can assure you: every single item of yours will be properly converted to a cabbage so you should have nothing to worry about. If you somehow get the wrong amount or less cabbage than you're entitled do, don't panic! Simply contact a moderator or administrator and let them know you are short on cabbage.

Will I lose my levels?

-Absolutely not, your levels will be transferred automatically. It's very simple. For example, if you had level 99 Woodcutting on RSCR, you will have level 99 Cabbaging on CabbageScape. If you had level 99 in the Hits stat, you will be level 99 in Cabbages.

Cabbage?

-Cabbage.

See you in cabbage!
-Cabbagy