An RSCR Christmas Carol.

-By Mod Jebby

Twas The Night Before Crackers.

Twas the night
Before Christmas
When all through the Map
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a rat

The stockings all hung
By the wilderness with care
In hopes
That the admins
Soon would be there

The players were nestled
All safe in their beds
While visions of Santa hats
Danced in their heads

And n0m in the mod room
after a long needed fap,
Had just settled down
For a long winters nap

When out in edgeville
There arose such a clatter
n0m sprang from the mod room
To see what was the matter

Away to edgeville
he flew like a flash
typing the tele command
in a panicked mad dash

When what
did n0m spot from out of the blue
an angry mob of players
not just one but the whole server to.

With y0y0's leading
this blood thirsty pack
and bumis and Hobbster
watching his back

More rapid than eagles
their demands came
As they whistled
And shouted
And called
Them by name

Now fixes
Now patches
Now server be stable
Now santa's
On crackers
On KBD table

As the players stood united
all calling for much wanted things
n0m hushed the mob down
as he shouted "See what tomorrow brings"

And as quick as he came
n0m tele'd away
But the mob of players
stood around Until day

Then suddenly once again
n0m appeared out of thin air
as the players turned to see him
they started to stare

A bundle of rares
He had flung
On his back
And he looked
Like a peddler
strung out on crack.

his eyes were all tired
and he gave a yawn to
he'd pulled an all nighter
with the revolution Crew

with a wink of his eye
And a twist of his head
let the RSCR players know
there is nothing to dread.

He spoke not a word
But went straight
To his work
And filled
All the stockings
Then turned
With a jerk

And without speaking
he turned to the mob
stood silent for a moment
as if giving a nod

so the players stumbled
all tired and yawning
to look in their stockings
on this fine Christmas morning

the players peered in
to see what they'd got
and gave a sigh of relief
as they had gotten the lot

except for poor Pallo
who to his dismay
got a letter from y0y0's
reading, "Am Best PK"

then the players all looked over
to n0m who was silent
still dressed as Santa
and about to exit his client

But before he was off
they saw him exclaim
Happy Christmas to all
And to all a good game.
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Merry Christmas RSCR.

I do hope you enjoyed that, And hope you stay safe in the Holidays, Keep in the spirit, Never give up, and above all else enjoy yourselves!

-Mod Jebby.