In the beginning, bumis created the lumbridge and varrock. The world was formless and empty.
And Bumis said "Let there be mithril ore", and there was mithril ore. Bumis saw that the mithril ore was good and he seperated the mithril ore from the mithril bars.

And Bumis said, "let there be mithril plates in the hands of the gods and let them serve as to mark the great bumis from the ordinary peasants". And it was so, Bumis made the great mith plate to govern the wilderness. Bumis also made rune, bronze and iron to seperate the peasants from Bumis.

And bumis said, "let there be noobs such as soulfear and chrozo, so bumis created the noobs of rscrevolution of all kinds and Bumis saw that it was good". Bumis blessed them with endless trips to lumbridge and told them to be fruitful and increase the number of my kill/death ratio.

And bumis said, "let the lands produce living noobs according to their kinds" and it was so. Bumis made the wild animals so the noobs would have something to do, as well as quests and Bumis saw that it was good.

Then Bumis said, let us make noobs in my image and likeness, so that I may rule over them with a mithril fist.

So Bumis created noobs in his own image, in the image of bumis he created them, male and female.

Bumis blessed them and said, be fruitful and increase the number of pixels in my bank account, fill the world with items so I can subdue it. Rule over the nubs, the skillers and the pkers, every living nub that walks RSC.

Then Bumis said, I give you the entire world of RSC, every tree, fish and item, they will be yours for me to take from you.

Bumis saw what he had made and it was very good, there was lumbridge and varrock and there was morning, the 666th day.

bumis FOR LIFE BEST MITH PLATE EVER!!!

The word of Bumis says that we will receive praise of Bumis. Bumis will begin to speak forth our righteousness is of him sayth the Bumis.

ohh lawd jezuz

Bumis if you can remember all that you can remember being pked by 2 45s on a 81 rune pure your mentality retarted there's no fixing that now you going to hell for comparing ur self to god no wonder why he made you so stupid

Wait.... Comparing myself to god? As far as I know my name is not Bumis and the images above are just sprites from a game called RSC. So fuck off.

As for your judgement of me, calling me stupid, and saying that as a best friend person I need to go to hell... Judging me so harshly isn't going to get you into heaven any quicker.

Let's end this with a photograph of gleu:

Cute love triangle you guys have going though...

Yeah blunt needs to ask jesus for a spell checker or a brain for sure.