What happens when Army leaves his border post?


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As you can imagine, he lives the rest of his pking days in regret. I saw him roaming out of his comfort zone so decided to get on my 98 and ultimately he got 3 hit. The first fight I got his ass and my laptop overheated and shutoff instantly after his death. I restarted and logged back on to find him running south of castle after talking shit to fins. It's funny how I'm in control of his every move. It's up to me when he can pot, when he can log back in, and whether he lives or dies. I did miss the catch due to me trying to pot not thinking he was going to log so fast in a 1 vs 1. Like the noob he is, he comes on his alt, 'Framed', and continues to talk shit after dying once and logging next. Of course he says I suck after he demonstrates what a shit wannabe pker he is.

All the shit he talks to everyone.. look at his lack of skills.

STAY ON BORDER PATROL ARMY!!

I'll let the footage speak for itself...



Sorry for the shit video editing, this is the first video I've done in over 5 years.

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I'm glad I angered you enough to search through your recordings and find a 2 week old pk to post on forums


lololol


and the last part i logged because you brought 3 ppl to a 1v1


gf tho

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Funny, that happened 36 hours ago.. sorry I can't devote every minute of my life to making vids and posting on these forums.

3 vs 1? Who? My fellow American Fins who are my arch rivals any other day? Even if that was the case, I came out of nowhere and jumped you. It was unbeknownst to me that we scheduled that and agreed upon a 1 vs 1. Either way... RIP ARMY



Next thing you'll say is you're not even 'Army'. Your whole life is a lie kid.

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When you come close to my kd you can speak like I'm below you.


Until then, keep kissing the ground I walk on.


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Notice in the first fight of the vid, you are below me.

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Which 3v1 was that? a 102, and a 114? None of them could attack you, maybe the 102, but looked like he pretty much wasnt even skulled ? This is just a ordinary day with Army.

Why I don't bother going for him, he's a waste of air, pots and food.

The way he "pks" its just stupid, and all he talks about is the KD he got from what, like level 50-75, which is 3hitting 1 defense accounts, I dont see the KD getting any higher for him in the 90s, how could they? pking in monk robes, and running and logging?


Haha this vid was so funny



/ signed best handsomepker

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It all comes down to this................
how can you miss a str8 catch with 60 ping..?


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Which 3v1 was that? a 102, and a 114? None of them could attack you, maybe the 102, but looked like he pretty much wasnt even skulled ? This is just a ordinary day with Army.

Why I don't bother going for him, he's a waste of air, pots and food.

The way he "pks" its just stupid, and all he talks about is the KD he got from what, like level 50-75, which is 3hitting 1 defense accounts, I dont see the KD getting any higher for him in the 90s, how could they? pking in monk robes, and running and logging?


Haha this vid was so funny



/ signed best handsomepker


you're a nobody on this server, not even worthy of a comeback from me.


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HAHA Okay.

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larsftw said:

It all comes down to this................
how can you miss a str8 catch with 60 ping..?

I pk on a Dell laptop manufactured in 2004 with a walmart mouse, I'm lucky to make any catch at this point.

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Hahaha smack <3

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log on ingame smack

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smack u said:

larsftw said:

It all comes down to this................
how can you miss a str8 catch with 60 ping..?

I pk on a Dell laptop manufactured in 2004 with a walmart mouse, I'm lucky to make any catch at this point.

Teemu pks on a finnish toaster from 2002 with a "ball" mouse, and a ping of 130+ and catches just fine..
#fins#1.


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But teemu is your dad, you must say nice things about him.

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I would say its easier to catch with 04 laptop than 4k resolution. Kinda offtopic but whateva

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Horrible pking "skills" tbh.

-Roope


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qq said:

I would say its easier to catch with 04 laptop than 4k resolution. Kinda offtopic but whateva

tru, unless u have a shitty mouse to go with it. rsc runs better on older operating systems, fact - XP is great to PK with, I even heard 98/ME are even better but who knows if it's true lol

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Cant see why older OS would help, lowering resolution like in CS would maybe give a plus i suppose.

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cruzader said:

Cant see why older OS would help, lowering resolution like in CS would maybe give a plus i suppose.

i don't know technically why it is but i have xp and windows 7 and believe me XP is way smoother to PK / play in general on.