Remember those threads on the RS site where you would add 3 words or a sentence to a story, and it would go on for pages and pages, getting more ridiculous?  Well, let's do that here and then let's publish it.  I can publish whatever I want essentially, so I figured we could create a story here, and then I turn it into an absurd novel that becomes available on sites like Amazon and in stores like whatever 3 book stores still exist in America except for Books-A-Million because they don't believe in evolution.  Part of the proceeds will go to RSCR too, so this benefits all of us.

Alright, so the rules are: each post must be a continuation of the previous post.  No more than 1 sentence is allowed.  You can do sentence fragments, but a minimum of 3 words is needed.  Let's also try to keep racism, homophobia, doing your mom, and the City of Tuscon out of this as well.  None of that junk.  I withhold the power to omit anything I deem as too offensive or Tuscon-y.

I'll start us off.

"Late in the morning one frigid October..."