It is with great honor and triumph that I make this post to celebrate the greatest clan in RSC history. Less than one year ago, a small group of legendary PKers banded together with the goal of building an EMPIRE on RSC Revolution. Although no easy task in theory, the group wasted no time ravaging the wilderness and laying claim to areas such as Castle, Fort, and other PKing hotspots.
Having spent the past 15 years PKing on various servers, the clan found it surprisingly easy to garner kills and increase their PKing supplies. Other clans, that won't be mentioned in this thread due to their inferior PK skills, lack of strategy, and embarrassing bank accounts, crumbled into ash. One kill after another, EMPIRE increased rank on the server until reaching the #1 spot.
No other clan in RSC history has risen to #1 as fast as EMPIRE. No other PKer in RSC history can match the God-given PKing talent bestowed upon our members by Lords Paul and Andrew Gower. And no other clan in RSC history will ever surpass the accolades that EMPIRE so easily achieved.
At this time I would like to honor the following members of EMPIRE. If you see any of these clan members in Edgeville, which rarely happens as we live in the wilderness, please withdraw all valuable items out of your bank account and trade them. Also please chant the following lines out loud including the text in parenthesis:
Chaotixx (Novi God, All honor to his name)
Jayboosh (Novi God, All honor to his name)
Djz (Novi God, All honor to his name)
Rowlands (Novi God, All honor to his name)
KEV (Novi God, All honor to his name)
Hilton (Novi God, All honor to his name)
Mr James (Novi God, All honor to his name)
N E W (Novi God, All honor to his name)
Some statistics for your viewing pleasure...
Kills: 3664 (Rank 1)
Deaths: 0 (Rank 1)
K/D Ratio: Perfect (Rank 1)
Strategy: Legendary (Rank 1)
Bank Accounts: Fat (Rank 1)
Looks: Best On Server (Rank 1)
As you have clearly seen, EMPIRE is best at everything on RSC and real life. And while some clans might decrease productivity after reaching such heights, we are only in the beginning stages of a six-part strategy devised by our Director of Operations (Rowlands). We wish you all the best of luck in the wilderness, as we don't need luck so you can have it. You will need it.
Please congratulate our accomplishments in this thread as we deserve to be recognized for our unprecedented achievements.
In closing, I will recite the Prayer of EMPIRE:
May EMPIRE live forever in the minds and hearts of those that pledged allegiance to our name. Across the 7 seas and far beyond the earth's reach, our power reflects goodness and grace among the kingdoms. If ever darkness falls on our spirits, we will be empowered by the throne and those who came before us. All honor to our name!
Thank you,
Mr James