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A~
A Basic Anti Pot = Captain Tobias
A Deb Reverts Rune Tight = Sigbert The Adventurer
A Feather Spiting Horn = High Priest of Entrana
A Gamer Felony = Morgan LeFaye
A Gental Zen Boner = General Bentnoze
Alpha Nerd Ever = Ranalph Devere
An Earl = Alrena
And Faced Mr Worm = Dwarf Commander
A Passion Lemon = Poison Salesman
A tinker = Katrine
A Waterhole Infest = Alfonse The Waiter
A Zebra Chili Listen = Elizabeth Sinclair
B~
Bail Mash = Al Shabim
Bail Trims = Brimstail
Balboa Gently = Abbot Langley
Banana Crab Pity = Captain Barnaby
Beakers Bell = Kebab Seller
Beaver Thug Thorn = Gunthor The Brave
Beguilded Mud Fork = Duke of Lumbridge
C~
Cad Rains Livind - David Sinclair
Catch Smoother Error = Thormac The Sorcerer
Clinical Roars = Carol Sinclair
Cocktail He Hero = Charlie The Cook
Creamed Lank = Candlemaker
D~
Daily Elk = Lady Keli
Dancer Virgin Trim = Mining Cart Driver
Dislikes Rare Rum = Sir Radimus Erkle
Dual Nil = Lundail
E~
Easy Virgin = Irvig Senay
El I Jut = Juliet
El Ow = lowe
End Mod = Edmond
F~
Farmer Thesis = Master fisher
Fear Brr Tummy = Farmer Brumty
Feign Shirk = Fisher King
France Wandering None = Dwarf Cannon Engineer
Frozen Ward Music = Wizard Frumscone
G~
Gin Wham Hay = Highwayman
Go Rod = Drogo
H~
Hails East = Thessalia
Handled Tony = Donny The Lad
Halt Us = Luthas
Hat Ani I No = Othainian
Hazed Mr Metal = Melzar The Mad
Hazes En = Zenesha
Herb Corretc Id = Brother Cedric
Herbal Hard Goat = Brother Galahad
Herb Order Jet - Brother Jered
Hindi Times = Dimintheis
Housecoat Kilo = louisa The Cook
Hurrah Moreover Kit = Horvik The Armourer
I~
Idle Van = Evil Dan
In Sri Spry = Sir Prysin
J~
Jives Nils Rut = Justin Servil
L~
Laundry Fire Win = Fairy Lunderwin
Lethal Poker Ex Rev = Velrak The Explorer
M~
Midyear Math = Mary The Maid
Moans = Osman
Moore = Romeo
Mr Hard feet = fred the Farmer
Mr Jersey live = Jeremy Servil
Mr Pat = Tramp
N~
Nerdiest Hon = Ted Rehnison
No Gram = Morgan
No Thick = Hickton
O~
Ok Co = Cook
Out Cart = Curator
P~
Pack Drag Jan = Grandpa Jack
Peaks = Peksa
Q~
Que Sir - Squire
R~
Raking Hurt = King Arthur
Rant En = Tanner
Rascal Fin Rink = Frank Sinclair
Ref Mr Hard Feet = Fred The Farmer
Retar-ded Kanz Brah = Khazard Bartender
Rave Coin = Veronica
Raze Via Smirk = Sir Amik Varze
Repack Living = King Percival
Rica Oho = Horacio
Rims Or = Morris
Robot Jerk Ho = Brother Kojo
S~
Sash An = Hassan
Sere = Seer
Sir Pet = Priest
Snah = Hans
Soul Liege = Louie Legs
Spoons Riot Defenders = Professor Oddenstein
W~
Wrapped Knee Hovers = Dwarven Shopkeeper
Y~
Yacht Opera = apothecary
Z~
Zigzag Mid Row = Wizard Mizgog
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